How many men did L and P believe had done this?

According to L, The Master said: There are seven men who have done this
According to P, The Master said: There are eight men who have done this
According to M, P was right
According to K, L was right
According to Z both P and L were right
According to H neither P nor L were right
According to K, P was wrong
According to M, L was wrong
According to Z neither P nor L were wrong
According to H both P and L were wrong
According to M how many men did L and P believe had done this?
According to K how many men did L and P believe had done this?
According to Z how many men did L and P believe had done this?
According to H how many men did L and P believe had done this?

 

 

Another…

Another day. The shopkeeper puts out yet another magazine.
His greedy eyes examine for the merest hint of nipple.
Blinks then then he gets back to shelving.

Some hours later P. calls in to collect his paper. On leaving
Distracted by some magazines he collides with the beautiful Princess Z.
Picking up his paper he scuttles out in embarrassment.

 

 

Alison moves her pot plants into the sun

Jim home from a hidden bay he knows
laughing at the soaking he got

off with his mac! wet clothes under that
wet clothes under that.

Sip garden sip - sip Cinzano!
Tap barefoot tap - sip Cinzano!

Alison’s clippings! Jim’s clippings! Wind’s clippings!
Jim laughs at Alison. Alison laughs back at Jim.

 

 

James’ Big Days Out

a. She took me to the garden centre

b. I followed him into the church and he followed me into the church

e. I took joy whenever she played the piano or didn’t

g. She presented me with raw carrot and sild for tea

i. With an owl-like face he chuckled in the meat section

k. The first thing he did was to choose what to break

l. The Midland Bank want their money back

m. Everything, everything I heard last night I immediately forgot

n. She said she liked to read Virginia Woolf, but she didn’t

o. You cannot change the world [applause]

p. Even though he had come first in the race he could never quantifiably be called the best

q. Her body looks like a rock down there, at the bottom of the cliff

qq. I wanted to see the Wickerman but I had to make do with the Iron Horse

s. She talked about sunlight, linen, workwear, healthcare

t. Cardiff was like all the Christmas’s I’d ever known

u. He stood on the platform waving; his hand mechanical
v. His shoulders slumped; a terrible whatness in his eyes
w. I carried on to Westminster Bridge